Hard Core Food Porn



Salmon Tartare Cornet -The French Laundry

Do you watch Anthony Bourdain? I do. I watch it religiously. Every episode he makes me laugh, and the joke is always in some way related to sex. How could one not laugh at a line like "This jamon gives me the gastrointestinal version of morning wood."?  We laugh because it is funny, shocking, and absolutely true.

If you're a foodie you know what I'm talking about. Eating good food is one of the most pleasurable experiences we can have...one of them. When I see people scarfing down their food all I can think of is a one night stand. Slow down! Take time to savor every moment, every taste and every texture. In the kitchen and in bed, foreplay always enhances the main course.

I love cooking food, growing food, smelling food, eating food, and watching food. With that said, here's some "hard core food porn" for you to enjoy...

Did you see the slow-mo buttering of the bread? Oh baby!  ;-)

What foods "turn you on"?