This was a seriously difficult competition to judge. So many of your answers made me literally laugh out loud. And to narrow it down to three was a daunting task.
My top three were:
1. Gnigel - via Phantom Kitty
2. Wynston Da Wyz - via Half & Half
3. Gnebakanezer - via Mo Pie, Please
After randomizing the winner was.....
Thanks Phantom Kitty for your input! I love the name!