10 March 2011

Soy un perdedor.

I was thinking the other day about how much the last 5 years has changed me…here’s a list of things I used to do that I would never desire now. I’m a loser-pants. Just wait till I have kids…oh god!

Jump out of an airplane.

Go down big water slides.

Jump off a high dive.

Ride a wooden rollercoaster at a theme park. (Newer ones are ok. The wooden ones hurt my back…)

Go to bed later than 10:30 on a weekday.

Eat frozen lunches.

Sit down with the entire carton of ice cream.

Smoke a cigarette.

Eat at Taco Bell, McDonald’s, Wendy’s, or Checkers. (Unless road tripping.)

Drive over 80 miles an hour.

Swim in the ocean in January.

Sleep in past 9:30.

Get a tattoo.

Wear a mini-skirt.

Pull an all-nighter.

Listen to punk rock (with the exception of Flogging Molly.)

Listen to heavy metal or goth rock (with the exception of Sisters of Mercy.)

Hang a band poster on my wall.

Go without showering for more than 3 days.

What are some things you used to do that you would never do now? Don’t worry, you won’t be a loser-pants. We’ll just call it “gaining some sense.”


  1. This is so funny! I can totally relate to all of these (except taco bell - I just can't give it up)!

  2. i agree with all of this except the tattoo part. i still want a tattoo. but my brother is a tattoo artist, so that's sort of different, right?
    funny post though. i should create a similar list.

  3. I do believe that changes things. I originally wanted one because my aunt did tattoos...so it was something I could trust. Part of me still wants one, but the other part, the realist part, sees that I'm too much of a wuss to do it. :-)