I was thinking the other day about how much the last 5 years has changed me…here’s a list of things I used to do that I would never desire now. I’m a loser-pants. Just wait till I have kids…oh god!
Jump out of an airplane.
Go down big water slides.
Jump off a high dive.
Ride a wooden rollercoaster at a theme park. (Newer ones are ok. The wooden ones hurt my back…)
Go to bed later than 10:30 on a weekday.
Eat frozen lunches.
Sit down with the entire carton of ice cream.
Smoke a cigarette.
Eat at Taco Bell, McDonald’s, Wendy’s, or Checkers. (Unless road tripping.)
Drive over 80 miles an hour.
Swim in the ocean in January.
Sleep in past 9:30.
Get a tattoo.
Wear a mini-skirt.
Pull an all-nighter.
Listen to punk rock (with the exception of Flogging Molly.)
Listen to heavy metal or goth rock (with the exception of Sisters of Mercy.)
Hang a band poster on my wall.
Go without showering for more than 3 days.
What are some things you used to do that you would never do now? Don’t worry, you won’t be a loser-pants. We’ll just call it “gaining some sense.”
